Sunday, March 1, 2009

WHEN IN DOUBT SHUT UP


ALL THE ANSWERS THAT CAN NEVER GET YOU INTO ROADIE
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I want to become a VJ and Roadies can get me there.
I’m very diplomatic, I can survive anything on Roadies.
I’m a convict and I’m looking for a way to run out of this country.
I’m gay and I have the hots for Raghu.
I want to make my village famous.
I won’t strip. I won’t sing. I won’t speak foul language. I won’t, I won’t, I
won’t.
Do you think I need more make-up before you start rolling?
I think sex is good for the soul.
My shrink told me that I have to do bold things.
I bunked my boring history class, thought I’ll have some fun here.
I’m too cool for the other reality shows.
I always wanted to steal peanuts from an international airplane.
Babes in Australia wear bikinis, please select me I want to date such
women.
I heard in Australia beer comes free. Cheers.
I think my biceps will be an asset to this show.
My mother’s uncle’s neighbour’s daughter-in-laws’s swimming coach
knows the MLA.
Everybody loves me.
I want money for my nose job.
If Ashu can win, then this is cake walk for me.
I didn’t make it into Bollywood so Roadies is my second option.
My parents told me not to come. I’m a total rebel.
Ummmmm….sorry I’m nervous.
I don’t want to tell you my secrets.
America should rule the world.
Nikhil looks gay.
I have a crush on Raghu, so I’m here.
Pick me I will increase your TRP.
I was just passing by and saw this huge crowd outside, I’m curious.
I thought I’m auditioning for Indian Idol.
I’m a chu%*@
Mujhe paisa chahiye.
I’ve never been to Australia.
I only get along with myself.
This is my only chance to meet hot women.
It is my dream to be a Roadie.
I hate to lose.
I’m a roadie.
My parents think I’m a brain child.
I love adventure.
I have never stepped outside my lane.
I love bikes.
I like to make friends.
I want to be famous.
I have a great personality.
India sucks.

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